Man With Cockatiel On Shoulder Gives Knowing Nod To Man With Iguana On Shoulder

KEY WEST, FL—Locking eyes upon realizing they were both cut from the same cloth, local man with a cockatiel on his shoulder Alex Maser reportedly gave a knowing nod Thursday to resident Thomas Beltran, who sported an iguana on his shoulder. Several reports indicated that Maser, accompanied by his cockatiel Roxy, exchanged the look of recognition immediately upon spotting what appeared to be a kindred spirit in the man who had a full-sized iguana draped around his neck in public. Sources confirmed that despite not having the same exotic pet, the two shared a sacred bond that could only be understood by those who spit in the face of social convention by venturing out into the world with live animals perched upon themselves. According to reports, both men later shared a look of horror as the iguana ate the cockatiel whole.