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Syphilis Infections At Highest Rate In U.S. Since 1950

The rate of infectious cases of syphilis has risen by 9%, according to a federal government report, with cases surpassing 207,000, the highest they’ve been in 74 years. What do you think?

“Fine, I’ll wear a condom, but does it have to be on my penis?”

Brandon Melendez, Warning Designer

“Not me, I pull out.”

Tom Baki, Janitorial Supervisor

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“It’s nice to know someone is getting it on.”

Amie Himann, Picture Framer

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