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King Charles Diagnosed With Cancer

Following a procedure to reduce an enlarged prostate, King Charles III, 75, was diagnosed with “a form of cancer” and is stepping down from public duties while he undergoes treatment. What do you think?

“I’m shocked. He’s always been the picture of health and vigor.”

Andrea Byrd, Shoe Rehabilitator

“Has his next of kin been gleefully notified?”

Marco Sharp, Yam Salesman

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“Can I wear his crown while he’s sick?”

Bryson Finnegan, Dictionary Auditor

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