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The Onion Celebrates Andy Reid: One Of The Greatest Minds In The History Of Lunch

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PHILADELPHIA—While recovering from injuries suffered in a sideline incident last Sunday, New Orleans head coach Sean Payton received a phone call from Andy Reid in which the Eagles coach expressed his wishes for Payton to heal quickly from the fractured tibia and torn MCL, and inquired as to whether or not Payton was going to eat the damaged ligament. “You rest up and make sure you’re okay, now, and if you think that MCL is just going to sit around in your fridge, well, give me a call,” said Reid, who also regaled Payton with descriptions of “this great spice rub, not too hot, really savory, perfect for connective tissues” that he’d found at a barbecue shack.

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