Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘I’m Trans And You Can Take My Guns’ Option

LAS VEGAS—In a significant blow for the presidential candidate’s already beleaguered campaign, Nikki Haley lost Nevada’s Republican primary Tuesday to the alternative option of “I’m Trans and You Can Take My Guns,” according to the final tally of votes. “It’s a major upset for Haley to have nearly 63% of conservative voters casting their ballot for the phrase ‘I’m Trans and You Can Take My Guns,’” said political analyst Shawn Benninghoff, who noted that the loss to the nine-word pro-trans and anti-guns statement was a particularly stunning defeat given that leading GOP candidate Donald Trump did not even take part in the state’s primary. “What should really raise questions about the viability of this campaign is that she was also edged out by the write-in options of ‘I Love Hunter Biden’ and ‘I am a Pedophile and Love Drinking Adrenochrome.’ You’ve really got to ask who this presidential run is even for at this point.” At press time, the Haley campaign had reportedly attempted to reach out to “I’m Trans and You Can Take My Guns” to ask if it was willing to be her running mate.