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Research Indicates Viagra Might Help Combat Alzheimer’s

New research from scientists in the U.K. indicates that older men taking Viagra are 18% less likely to develop Alzheimer’s disease, with the researchers speculating that because the medication relaxes blood vessels, it could be improving blood flow in the brain as well as other areas of the body. What do you think?

“I’ll do anything to make sure my erections don’t get Alzheimer’s.”

 Douglas Leith, Anchovy Salter

“I knew my natural gift of maintaining solid, long-lasting erections would one day come back to haunt me.”

Rahul Dorsey, Infant Counselor

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“Good. What a tragedy it would be to become rock hard but fail to remember what a boner does.”

Ivan Israni, unemployed

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