LAS VEGAS—Ensuring total privacy for his sumptuous meal, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid reportedly closed his blinds and silenced his phone Sunday so he could sit down and enjoy an arugula and fig salad before the Super Bowl. “Ciao bella,” Reid said as he placed a cloth napkin on his lap, removed the stainless steel cloche covering the dish, and eyed the mouthwatering arrangement of tender green leaves, quartered fresh figs, and pine nuts that lay before him, dressing the plate with nothing but a simple squeeze of lemon. “I have an appetite, and you’re looking appetizing. It’s just you and me tonight, baby. No one has to know what we do. Bon appétit!” At press time, sources confirmed Reid had tipped his room service attendant a handful of $100 bills and made him promise never to reveal his secret.
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