Most Common Porn Searches On Valentine’s Day

The experience of staring at a howling void of quietude for 45 hours straight is said to be a tantric practice that leads to incredible climaxes.

And hey, there’s some Spider-Man-themed pencils in there too!

A beautiful sentiment and one that gets off couples and singles alike.

This was meant for Google.

Sometimes, you just want to masturbate to what you know.

Romance isn’t dead.

It all comes down to love and respect.

Hey, people like what they like.

Nearly 3% say they have a so-called “realification” fetish, which is likely what has racked up millions of views for this 91-minute video starring John Goodman

Not all fantasies are realistic.

There’s nothing more romantic than coming home to a line of candles and rose petals leading to a single hole in the wall

Sometimes factory defects are turn-ons.

No flower shops had any left, so may as well try asking here.

A cherry sweatshirt sounds really good right now.

Baffling how they get their ejaculate so pink, but appropriately seasonal.

This one’s actually the most popular search term every day.

Grainy cell phone footage of a nice warm dinner made from scratch by a home cook.

This is the result of a pervert attempting to pleasure his laptop by stimulating the keyboard.

She seems really satisfied being alone.

Must have accidentally typed that into the wrong search bar.

The sub must become the dom.

He gets off on the humiliation of not being as good at pleasuring himself with his left hand.

Nothing says Valentine’s Day like watching a fat naked man with wings struggle to free himself from an appliance.

Quick, computer. Erase history before wife get home.