CLEVELAND—Responding to an email thread that included the senior staff on multiple org charts at both Intrepid Solutions and Mayflower Global, sources who once had self-respect reported Tuesday that it was nice to e-meet you. “Danielle, so glad we could virtually connect with your team on this and looking forward to kicking the project into second gear,” said the sources, who years ago carried a spark of inspiration inside them that made them perceive themselves as worthy of dignity. “Let’s keep the ball rolling and get something on the schej for Thursday or Friday. I’m going to turn things over to my assistant Vanessa now. So excited to rock and roll!!!” At press time, three spiritually empty vessels who once thought they were destined for so much more chimed in to say that Thursday worked awesome for them.
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