Terrifying Friend Of Friend Asks Woman Point-Blank What Brand Of Vibrator She Uses

DENVER—Cornered by the unreserved woman with nowhere to run, local 29-year-old Christine Lopez was reportedly terrified Tuesday after a friend of a friend had asked her point-blank what brand of vibrator she used. “So are you into clitoral stimulation, or what?” said the woman, whose name was unknown to Lopez, as the pair had only been chatting for the past 40 seconds. “Do you use one with an app, or is it an old-school one? Mine’s remote-controlled. Waterproof, too, you can take it right into the shower, no problem. You ever tried one? You’d love it, girl. I’m wearing it right now.” At press time, Lopez was standing there completely paralyzed after the woman said she had a photo on her phone she wanted to show her.