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Jamming Dudes Invite Nation To Grab A Tambo

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LA JOLLA, CA—Scooting over to make room for more people on their serape blankets, a bunch of dudes seen jamming Thursday invited the nation to come on over and grab a tambo. “Don’t need to know how to play to feel the groove,” said local djembe player Christopher Moran, who reportedly kept the beat alive with one hand and used the other to pat the ground next to him, gesturing for all 335 million Americans to pick up one of the tambourines lying nearby and jam out with him and his buds for a while. “You’re welcome to just hang and soak up the good vibes, but it’s more fun if you participate! We’ve got a bunch of egg shakers, too, if that’s more your speed. I’m Chris, and that guy with the guitar over there is Jay. He’s getting ready to do ‘No Woman, No Cry,’ so you got here just in time.” The jamming dudes went on to ask the American populace if they possibly had room for all 17 of them to crash for a few nights.

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