Usher Marries Girlfriend Jennifer Goicoechea In Vegas After Super Bowl Performance

Representatives for Usher confirmed that the the star and longtime girlfriend Jennifer Goicoechea, a senior vice president at Epic Records, tied the knot at the Vegas Weddings chapel after the Super Bowl where Usher headlined the halftime show, with the couple stating that they “look forward to continuing to raise their children together surrounded by love.” What do you think?

“Hold on, let me see if I placed on prop bet on that.”

Marshall Bouvet, Subpoena Filer

“I guess women really dig halftime performers.”

Ezekiel Barrett, Rock Climbing Guide

“Lord forgive me, for I have unwittingly lusted over the dripping-wet abs of a man betrothed to another.”

Regina Cousins, Unemployed

The Onion

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