Trump Daydreams About What He Would Do If He Were Rich
PALM BEACH, FL—Closing his eyes and letting his mind wander, former President Donald Trump was reportedly daydreaming Monday about what he would do if he were rich. “Can you imagine never having to worry about money ever again?” said Trump, who smiled as he slipped into the ideal imaginary world in which he could leave his presidential campaign behind and simply spend the rest of his life lying on a warm, sandy beach halfway around the world with a virgin mai tai in his hand. “I could basically do whatever I wanted. I wouldn’t have any debt. I wouldn’t read the news. I’d wake up whenever I wanted, eat whatever I wanted, and never have to worry about Melania leaving me.” At press time, Trump’s daydream had been abruptly interrupted by an aide informing him it was time to go on stage.
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