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Sam Mendes Announces 4-Part Beatles Biopic Project

Sam Mendes announced that he is directing four separate feature-length biopics about the Beatles, with each being told through the eyes of a different band member, set to be released at once in 2027. What do you think?

“Does he really believe the world will care about four kids from Liverpool?”

Kyle Hayden, Swim Goggle Sizer

“I worry this will ruin the mystique surrounding the band.”

Chelsey Singh, Root Canal Observer

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“Good, I’ve always wanted to learn about the Beatles, but I hate listening to music.”

Romario Holcomb, systems analyst

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