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Oregon Man Contracts Plague From Pet Cat

A man in Deschutes County, OR is being treated for a strain of the bubonic plague that he contracted from his pet cat, which succumbed to the disease after hunting rats in an area where the ailment is endemic to the rodent population. What do you think?

“This is why I don’t share needles with my pets.”

Kasper Pritchard, U.S. Postal Worker

“That’s just how cats show affection.”

Naima Norton, Cloud Specialist

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“Aww, kitty!”

Brandy Vaughan, Number Compiler

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