Study: More Americans Opting To Have Decapitated Heads Placed Under Silver Cloche After Death
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BROOKFIELD, WI—In its annual study of consumer preferences for mortuary arrangements, the National Funeral Directors Association reported Friday that more Americans were opting to have their decapitated heads placed under a silver cloche after death. “While still not as popular as cremation or casket burials, the deviously macabre tradition of having one’s severed head carefully arranged upon a platter has gained popularity in recent years,” the report read in part, noting that 2023 saw a 14% increase in departed Americans who chose to hire a white-gloved butler to lift the cover from a tray bearing their bloody skull and say, “Your entrée, monsieur,” as he laughed maniacally. “There is a clear trend in which people planning for what happens to their body after death are choosing this more cost-conscious option so as not to burden their family members, as well as to give one guest at the funeral dinner a delightfully fiendish surprise. It typically costs less than $20 to purchase a serving dish from a restaurant supply store and a single leaf of romaine lettuce for the festering head to rest upon.” The report noted that for an additional fee, more elaborately sinister preparations were usually available, such as acquiring a pound of worms to squirm in and out of the head’s orifices or serving the deceased’s eyeballs atop a plate of spaghetti.
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