NASA Releases Video Of Odysseus Moon Lander Crashing Through Ceiling Of Female Alien Locker Room
WASHINGTON—Touting the Intuitive Machines moon mission as a success despite some difficulty landing, NASA released a video Wednesday that showed the Odysseus spacecraft crashing through the ceiling of a female alien locker room. “Get out of here!” one buxom alien creature said in an incomprehensible language as the rest of the female extraterrestrials shrieked and used their tentacles to cover up the rows of cone-shaped genitalia on their backs. “What the hell are you doing in here?! Can’t you see our globules are out? Pervert! Quick, someone use a psychic blast to get that freak out of here!” At press time, NASA confirmed that Odysseus had perished after getting beaten to death by six-cup bras.
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