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Record Number Of U.S. 40-Year-Olds Never Married

According to a report from the Pew Research Center, a quarter of 40-year-olds in the U.S. have never been married, making it the first time in history that less than one in 5 Americans have never walked down the aisle. What do you think?

“I’ll marry everyone.”

Phil Hoover, Aroma Eliminator

“I get it, it’s hard to make soulmates as an adult.”

Alaina Flocchini, Menu Consultant

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“How do these people expect to ever have a proper extramarital affair?

Dinesh Pareira, Motivational Advertiser

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