Apple Reveals Vision Pro Has Been Autonomous Vehicle All Along

CUPERTINO, CA—Stunning fans and investors who had long assumed the company’s electric car project was dead, CEO Tim Cook took the stage at an Apple keynote event Friday to announce the Apple Vision Pro has been an autonomous vehicle all along. “Not only are plans for an Apple electric vehicle not canceled—it’s been on the market for over a month,” said Cook, who gave the first official demonstration of the new self-driving Apple car by placing the product on the floor, stepping onto the glass panel, and zooming around the stage in figure eights. “It’s fully self-driving and reaches speeds of up to 7 miles per hour. Pile in the whole family and go for a spin. And starting at just $3,499, it’s the most affordable as well as the most cutting-edge car on the market.” At press time, Cook had reportedly lost control of the Apple Vision Pro and flown into the ceiling fan.