Lured by AI-generated images of an immersive Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow, families across Scotland bought a total of 850 tickets to an event hosted by the House of Illuminati only to arrive at a half-empty warehouse in a shock that left parents outraged, children crying, and police called to the scene. What do you think?
“You’d think people would be more careful after that one kid turned into blueberry.”
Elliot Hartsough, Netting Specialist
“Surely the police have more important matters to bungle.”
Faye Goodrich, Pretzel Braider
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“It’s good to teach kids about disappointment early.”
Ramon Tharp, Creditor
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