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Biden, Trump Make Separate Border Visits

Joe Biden and Donald Trump took competing visits to the U.S.-Mexico border yesterday, both in an effort to show voters that their stance on immigration is the better one, as the increase in immigration during the last four years has become a primary concern in the 2024 election. What do you think?

“Just a couple of shoves, and they’re Mexico’s problem.”

Mahek Beltran, Window Defroster

“Aw man, this is like your two favorite bands playing on the same night.”

Mae Valentine, Alpaca Breeder

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“Haven’t the people at the border suffered enough?”

Willis Brook, systems analyst

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