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Apartment Listing Counts Toilet As Storage

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DENVER—Charging a premium for the highly sought-after amenity, an apartment listing posted Monday reportedly counted the toilet as storage space. “Bathroom features extra storage in the tank behind the toilet,” the listing read in part, explaining that the toilet was perfect for storing personal hygiene products or extra books. “It’s even more storage when you consider that the bowl of the toilet can also be used to stash your belongings. The unit also has a spacious sewage drainpipe for additional items such as seasonal clothing that you won’t necessarily be using every day.” At press time, the listing expressly forbade using the toilet for flushing excrement, as it was not connected to the plumbing.

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