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Couple Watches Porn Together To Feel More Excited About Being Stepsiblings

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CLEVELAND—Saying the practice helped put the spark back in their taboo relationship, local couple Brian Tiller and Nora Vaughan told reporters Tuesday that they had been watching porn together to feel more excited about being stepsiblings. “Of course, when we started seeing each other, all it took was Brian asking, ‘But what if my mom finds out?’ to get my engine going, but recently we’ve been experimenting with some risqué videos to refocus on what made our forbidden trysts so sexy in the first place,” said Nora Vaughan, who noted that whenever their parents went out of the house, the pair would open up a web browser, navigate to PornHub or xVideo, and browse through the broad selection of erotic videos in the “Step Sibling” category to get themselves in the mood. “Especially if I somehow get stuck inside of a washing machine and Brian finds me, it’s really nice to bring up something that reflects that experience. Obviously we’re still worried about our respective parents coming in from a date night and seeing us watching that or worse. But in a way that just makes it more exciting.” At press time, Vaughan added that pornography had also helped make both of them more comfortable with her stepbrother’s job as a pool cleaner at the homes of several lonely single moms.

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