KANSAS CITY, MO—Chitchatting as he took his passenger from a funeral home to a graveside service nearby, local hearse driver Glen Holland reportedly made small talk Thursday with the corpse riding in the back of his vehicle. “Going to Elmwood Cemetery, huh?” Holland said to the man who had died from multiple gunshot wounds to the head, remarking that it was a pretty nice place and one that a lot of people from his own family went to. “Is the temperature okay back there? You were looking a little pale when I picked you up, so I just wanted to make sure… You’re not much of a talker, are you? Well, anyway, here we are. You want me to keep the car running, or are you gonna be here for a while?” At press time, Holland apologized for talking the dead man’s ear off and then apologized again for his choice of words after remembering the man no longer had any ears.
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