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German Man Receives 217 Covid Vaccines

A German man who voluntarily received 217 Covid 19 vaccines in the span of 29 months has experienced no negative health effects, according to researchers, although doctors still do not endorse hyper-vaccination to boost immunity. What do you think?

“Looks like someone has Pfizer stock.”

Sandra Bodnar, General Fireproofer

“Uh oh, now he’s got to get 217 boosters!”

Doug Rinaldo, Trivia Aggregator

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“Jeez, I can’t imagine getting more than 150.”

Cyrus Sprecher, unemployed

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