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Gen Z Reveals How They Are Meeting People Outside Dating Apps

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Fed up with scrolling through endless photos and going on fruitless first dates, many Gen Zers are deleting their profiles and trying to meet people outside dating apps. Here are some of their strategies for finding potential partners in real life.

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Aiden Walker, Unemployed

Aiden Walker, Unemployed

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“I’m in too much student debt to afford dates.”

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Olivia Garcia, Sales Associate

Olivia Garcia, Sales Associate

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“Glory hole.”

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Maggie Everett, Graphic Artist

Maggie Everett, Graphic Artist

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“I met a nice skeleton when I fell down a well!”

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Jayden Martinez, Tutor

Jayden Martinez, Tutor

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“I was lucky enough to have my fringe religious sect assign me a reproductive partner at birth.”

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Liam Smith, Student

Liam Smith, Student

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“I’m actually developing an AI algorithm that can simulate the exact experience of falling in love in virtual space.”

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Emma Brown, Nanny

Emma Brown, Nanny

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“I just gaslight random people into believing that I’m their wife of 30 years.”

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William Asher, Gig Worker

William Asher, Gig Worker

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“I’ve met all my romantic partners by driving a car 200 mph down the road while wearing a blindfold and seeing who I hit.”

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Peyton Highley, Student

Peyton Highley, Student

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“I’ve had some luck with websites. They’re like apps, but on the computer.”

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Noah Everett, Social Worker

Noah Everett, Social Worker

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“My boyfriend and I met when we were both struck by the same bullet.”

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Sophia Felker, Copywriter

Sophia Felker, Copywriter

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“One day I woke up and he was levitating over me, his head spinning in circles.”

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Ava Johnson, Student

Ava Johnson, Student

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“By threatening to jump off my dorm and making a move on whichever bleeding heart tries to save me.”

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Brenna Orlen, Office Manager

Brenna Orlen, Office Manager

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“I met a lot of people after I went to the hospital because of the lead poisoning I got from my Stanley cup.”

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Samantha Clarke, Student

Samantha Clarke, Student

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“I just talk to the voices in my head when my mom refuses to give me my brain medicine.”

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Kylie Jenner, TV Personality

Kylie Jenner, TV Personality

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“I just let my publicist set me up with whoever.”

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Charlotte Wigley, Unemployed

Charlotte Wigley, Unemployed

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“I am a half-elf warrior who always shunned mortal society. That is, until the dark, handsome, and mysterious Zark Tella came along.”

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Austin Norton, UX Designer

Austin Norton, UX Designer

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“I climb Mount Destiny and spin the Ancient Wheel of Lust.”

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Brayden Randolph, Credit Analyst

Brayden Randolph, Credit Analyst

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“It’s such a boomer move, but choking on a big T-bone steak in the middle of a fancy restaurant is a great way to meet someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver.”

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Hayden Myers, Student

Hayden Myers, Student

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“The metaverse, duh. It’s where all the cool teens are!”

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Carter Griffin, Influencer

Carter Griffin, Influencer

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“Oh, everyone in Gen Z is so dependent that all of us are just constantly fused together into a sexless pile of flesh.”

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Lucas Patel, Student

Lucas Patel, Student

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“I’ve opened myself up to dating things beyond our mortal coil—orbs of light, spirits of unknowable age. You get it.”

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Devin Hartman, Real Estate Developer

Devin Hartman, Real Estate Developer

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“I simply look for the individual with a birthmark that spells out the other half of the prophecy.”

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Liam Donovan, Sustainability Influencer

Liam Donovan, Sustainability Influencer

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“I’ve cut out all the noise and now just obsessively stalk Zendaya around Los Angeles.”

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Oliver Bennett, Experience Developer

Oliver Bennett, Experience Developer

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“I’ve developed a parasocial relationship with a Twitch streamer and just use that to fill the void.”

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Ethan Montgomery, Programmer

Ethan Montgomery, Programmer

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“I fire a flare gun up into the heavens and scream, ‘Bring me love!’”

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