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How 13 Different News Outlets Covered Elon Musk’s Successful SpaceX Launch

A new step toward the future of mankind was taken this week following another successful launch from SpaceX. As with other major news stories, it can be interesting and informative to see how it was covered by different media outlets.

Here is a rundown of how 13 major news sources covered Elon Musk’s latest successful launch:

  • CNN: Musk Chooses Space Exploration Over Ending World Hunger
  • Salon: I Lived It: I Inhaled Musk’s Rocket’s Fumes And They Killed Me
  • Snopes: Fact check: did Elon Musk’s rocket successfully launch? Mostly false.
  • Not the Bee: EEEEK! ELON MUSK LAUNCHED A ROCKET INTO SPACE AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT HIT THE DAB!
  • MSNBC: Musk Attacks Ocean With Rocket
  • DailyWire: Help Elon Musk Conquer Outer Space By Subscribing To DailyWire+!
  • HuffPost: Why Going To Space Is Rooted In Racism And Misogyny
  • Fox News: What The Latest SpaceX Launch Means For Trump’s Chances In November
  • Vox: We Speak With The Indigenous Alcoholics Who Could’ve Been Given Free Healthcare With The Money Spent On Elon’s Latest Launch
  • TMZ: ELONgate: Check Out The Size Of This Rocket!
  • New York Times: Musk Launches Rocket In Bid To Spread Hate Speech To Other Planets
  • InfoWars: SpaceX Rocket Makes Contact With Aliens On Orders From Deep State Gay Frogs
  • Deadspin: 404 ERROR

Fascinating! Future launches are scheduled to be streamed live on X after all other news outlets become obsolete and wither away like dust in the wind.

Babylon Bee

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