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Phillies To End $1 Hot Dog Days Citing Rowdy Fan Behavior

After 25 years, the Philadelphia Phillies are ending $1 hot dog night after fans took to hurling the concessions onto the field last year. What do you think?

“This punishes those of us who only use hot dogs in self defense.”

Carrie-Ann Hurst, Pool Shark

“Couldn’t have gone worse than 50-cent brass knuckle night.”

Tobias Enriquez, Scaffolding Builder

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“The field started it.”

Franco Russell, Forensic Underwriter

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