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Mystery continues to swirl around the Princess of Wales, who has remained out of the public eye since December. The following is a complete timeline of Kate Middleton’s disappearance.
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September 8, 2022, 3:09 P.M.
September 8, 2022, 3:09 P.M.
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Queen Elizabeth realizes that Kate must have swapped their cups.
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September 9, 2022, 11:45 A.M.
September 9, 2022, 11:45 A.M.
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Kate Middleton becomes Princess of Wales, which always works out well.
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December 24, 2023, 12:35 P.M.
December 24, 2023, 12:35 P.M.
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William slaps waitress’s ass.
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December 25, 2023, 1:21 P.M.
December 25, 2023, 1:21 P.M.
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Visibly intoxicated Kate Middleton seen renting Jet Ski.
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January 16, 2024, 4:00 A.M.
January 16, 2024, 4:00 A.M.
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Kate is awoken by a team of doctors and palace guards in her bedroom who inform her of the abdominal surgery that has been planned for her.
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January 17, 2024, 9:23 A.M.
January 17, 2024, 9:23 A.M.
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Kensington Palace announces Kate in hospital for “routine, long-scheduled autopsy.”
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February 2, 2024, 10:04 A.M.
February 2, 2024, 10:04 A.M.
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Kate misses scheduled ribbon-cutting at Windsor-area Halal Guys.
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February 17, 2024, 2:46 P.M.
February 17, 2024, 2:46 P.M.
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Wait, is that her?!?! Oh. Never mind. But from a distance it sure looked like her.
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February 27, 2024, 9:23 P.M.
February 27, 2024, 9:23 P.M.
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Attempts to transplant the hideous, mutated brain of Elizabeth II into Kate’s body continue to fail.
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March 1, 2024, 7:00 P.M.
March 1, 2024, 7:00 P.M.
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Paparazzi photo analysis of Prince William’s face can’t determine if he’s happy, sad, or just British.
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March 2, 2024, 3:45 P.M.
March 2, 2024, 3:45 P.M.
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Several people continue to be bored and have access to the Internet.
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March 6, 2024, 9:14 A.M.
March 6, 2024, 9:14 A.M.
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Discovered sending messages through a four-dimensional bookshelf.
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March 11, 2024, 5:00 P.M.
March 11, 2024, 5:00 P.M.
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Daily Mail investigation determines this is all Meghan Markle’s fault.
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March 12, 2024, 12:01 P.M.
March 12, 2024, 12:01 P.M.
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Boyfriend suddenly interested.
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March 12, 2024, 3:53 P.M.
March 12, 2024, 3:53 P.M.
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Prince William spotted at the Kensington Palace gate hugging himself so it looks like he’s kissing someone.
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August 13, 3045, 2:00 P.M.
August 13, 3045, 2:00 P.M.
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The House of Windsor-X91 releases a statement from Neo-Buckingham Palace saying that Kate is recovering well and will make a public appearance soon.
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