Dog Feels Like Everyone Looking At Him Differently Ever Since He Swallowed Chipmunk Whole

 MARYVILLE, TN—Noting a marked shift in vibe, local dog Bailey confirmed Monday that he felt like everyone was looking at him differently ever since he swallowed a chipmunk whole. “I don’t know why, but it just seems like ever since I downed that chipmunk in one bite everyone has been super weird with me,” said the Labrador mix, claiming that his owners were more on edge around him and less likely to cuddle after he polished off the rodent with a single gulp. “They have no reason to act so uneasy. I only ate the chipmunk because they hadn’t fed me yet that day, and I was a bit hungry. It’s not that big of a deal. I mean, no one said anything when I ate an entire bird.” At press time, Bailey vomited up the chipmunk’s half-digested body in hopes it would make everyone more comfortable around him.