BALTIMORE—Harnessing the power of AI to tailor suggestions to users’ one-of-a-kind tastes, the Amazon Prime Video streaming algorithm recommended local man Doug Guzik, 41, a bunch of man movies, sources confirmed Monday. “Oh nice, they have The Revengalizer,” said Guzik, who sat on the couch with his brow furrowed in concentration as he scrolled through the dazzling array of male-oriented content the algorithm had recommended just for him, a man, including The End Guard, Gun Brothers, and Loyalty 2. “John Reed looks good. John Launcher does too. Huh, I didn’t know Joe Rogan had an action series. Oh hell yeah—is that Kate Beckinsale in Meat III?” At press time, Guzik had reportedly settled on Steel Magnolias.
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