Test your knowledge of the British monarchy with our royal family quiz.
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Q: Which castle serves as the official residence of the British monarch?
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A: They split their time between Buckingham Palace and Crypto.com Arena.
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Q: What must British citizens say when addressing the king or queen?
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A: “Be gone, demon! Be gone!”
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Q: How tall is the tallest member of the royal family?
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A: 3.5 inches.
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Q: How did Princess Diana die?
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A: In a sense, it was the fast pace of modern life and our inability to slow down that killed her.
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Q: Where are members of the royal family buried?
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SA: There is no burial place. When a monarch dies, their successor is required to consume their corpse and thus absorb their powers.
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Q: Who married Prince Harry in 2018?
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A: According to official Buckingham Palace records, the answer is simply “Black one.”
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Q: Where does the royal family typically celebrate Christmas?
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A: Don’t you have anything more pressing to worry about? Could this time be better dedicated to pursuing a hobby of some kind? Reaching out to a friend? We’ll tell you that it’s Sandringham House in Norfolk, but please get some help.
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Q: Using color analysis, what is King Charles’ palette?
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A: King Charles is a light summer, meaning his majesty’s features pop the most against colors like flamingo pink, baby blue, and seafoam green.
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Q: Who will lead the monarchy after King Charles dies?
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A: The tumor that slays him will wear the crown.
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Q: Who designed Princess Diana’s famous wedding dress?
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A: The iconic bodycon mini dress Diana wore on her wedding day was ordered from Fashion Nova.
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Q: Where did Prince William meet Kate Middleton?
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A: The official answer is the University of St. Andrews. The real answer is inside a gas station, both of them simultaneously reaching for the squirt dispenser on a tub of nacho cheese.
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Q: Did Prince William cheat on Kate Middleton with Rose Hanbury?
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A: Come on, baby, let’s not fight right now. Please put down the china. That belonged to my great-great-great grandmother, Grand Duchess Alexandra Iosifovna of Russia.
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Q: Where did Prince Harry and Megan Markle have their first date?
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A: Chili’s. It was packed, though, so they sat at the bar.
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Q: How did Harry and Megan escape?
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A: Gripping to the undercarriage of a delivery truck dropping off a pallet of African loot.
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Q: What was Princess Diana’s iconic “revenge dress”?
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A: In 1994, on the same night that Charles confessed his infidelity in a TV interview, Diana burst into a party wearing a short black silk dress featuring assault rifles extending from the bust.
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Q: How many children do Kate Middleton and Prince William have?
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A: We’ve never heard of this so-called “Kate Middleton” person, but we can tell you that doting single father Prince William is raising three children.
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Q: Name four physical deformities the Windsor family shares due to inbreeding.
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A: Webbed feet, vestigial penis, extra row of teeth, trunks instead of noses.
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Q: Who was drafted No. 1 overall during the Royal Draft of 1969?
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A: The No. 1 draft pick in the British monarchy went to Kareem Abdul-Jabar, followed closely by No. 2 pick His Royal Highness Prince Andrew and No. 3 pick Charles, the Prince of Wales.
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Q: How much does the British public pay to fund the royals’ elaborate lifestyle?
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A: Approximately $200 a month for their royal trailer to be parked at Buckingham trailer park.
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Q: What was the royal family’s surname before they changed it to Windsor?
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A: Leibowitz, which was seen as too Jewish by the English public.
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Q: How long did it take for Queen Elizabeth’s corgis to eat her body?
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A: Approximately 7.5 seconds.
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