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U.K. ‘Cyberflasher’ Sentenced To 5 Years

Sex offender Nicholas Hawkes became England’s first convicted cyberflasher and was sentenced to 66 months in prison after sending unsolicited photos of his genitals to women who took screenshots and reported him to the police. What do you think?

“A real prison, or some sort of cyber-cube?”

Hiroshi Nakamura • Comment Moderator

“They won’t stop there—soon it will be illegal to flash your genitals in real life.”

Tyrone O’Connor • Unemployed

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“Well, what were the women he texted wearing?”

Leila Abbasi • Matchmaker

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