Man Has No One In Life To Stop Him From Posting Lengthy Video Condemning New ‘Ghostbusters’

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Bereft of the sort of close companions who would intervene before he took such a drastic step, local man Bill Delaney had no one in his life to stop him from posting a lengthy video condemning the new film Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, sources confirmed Friday. According to insiders with knowledge of the situation, the 43-year-old’s life was completely devoid of loved ones who cared enough about him to step in before he hit record on a self-filmed YouTube rant arguing the many ways the new Ghostbusters allegedly betrayed his childhood. Delaney reportedly encountered no resistance from a friend or parent at any point as he uploaded the 53-minute screed, leaving the unemployed man no reason to question whether or not it was a worthy focus of time and energy for himself or others. Sources also noted a demonstrable indifference from Delaney’s roommate, who simply shook his head and silently walked past after hearing the man vehemently insist from behind a closed door that “this isn’t the Slimer I grew up with.” At press time, the man who had spoken off the cuff for nearly an hour on his deep-seated animosity toward a children’s movie was heard expressing annoyance that the video had only accumulated a few dozen views in its first hour online.