Signs You Are Addicted To Sports Betting

Every sports gambler has heard horror stories about someone who, at their lowest point, watched an entire baseball game from beginning to end.

Even though all your betting these days takes place online and at home.

He’s 5-foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and he has barely a speck of athletic ability.

Nice going, blowing all your drug, alcohol, and pornography money on a fucking tennis game.

-3.5 spread on the Nuggets, buddy.

Better to leave it broken so they can’t break it again.

At least until you can make a down payment on your debt.

Some excellent mental jiujitsu.

It doesn’t really matter if she’s a fighter, it’s not an appropriate time to bet.

Not every symptom of gambling addiction is bad.

Should’ve known that between-the-legs, off-the-backboard dunk had no chance.

You just want the Baltimore Ravens’ star quarterback to know that there’s a lot more on the line than he realizes.

Just one parlay away from buying back your pants.

Of course your password is “jackpot!”

Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Wait! But there are so many prop bets to live for.

And you hit!