Study Finds Cruel 6th-Grade Girls Able To Detect Single Drop Of Menstrual Blood On Outfit From Up To One Mile Away

NEW YORK—In a breakthrough finding that sheds light on the keen perceptive abilities of the age group, a Columbia University study published Friday revealed that vicious sixth-grade girls were able to detect a single drop of menstrual blood on an outfit from up to one mile away. “Our research confirms the popular assumption that merciless 12-year-old girls have heightened sensory capabilities that allow them to hone in on a blood droplet from great distances and exclaim, ‘Ew, what is that on your skirt?’ right in the middle of math class,” said study co-author Dr. Lauren Rosenblatt, discussing how the callous young girls would often act in packs to swarm around their targets and ostracize them for going through what is generally considered a routine passage of puberty. “It’s remarkable seeing them immediately snap into hunt mode once they believe the kill is near: You see their eyes dilate, all of their instincts now laser-focused on reducing their victim to tears. Oftentimes, they’ll even track their prey to the bathroom and continue taunting her through the stall.” Rosenblatt added that while conducting the study, she herself had been forced to run out of the room crying after the cruel sixth-graders sensed that she was menstruating and began asking why she was so gross.