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U.S. Drops Out Of List Of 20 Happiest Countries

A new World Happiness Report from Gallup found that the United States is no longer among the 20 happiest countries in the world for the first time in the report’s 12-year history, now ranking only 23rd compared to 15th last year. What do you think?

“We’ll just have to make life worse for some countries ahead of us.”

Sufyan Rich, Basketball Pumper

“I blame those sad-sacks in Idaho.”

Donald Wallace, Volunteer Surgeon

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“I don’t know how anyone can be unhappy when you’ve got two Virginias.”

Rosemarie Koch, Poison Tester

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