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U.S. Sues Apple

The Justice Department filed an antitrust lawsuit against Apple, alleging that they engaged in practices to create a monopoly and keep customers reliant on their iPhones. What do you think?

“I’m glad Tim Cook isn’t alive to see this.”

Laylah Estes, Bus Attendant

“I hope those evil bastards get the full slap on the wrist coming to them.”

Abdur Chavez, Pavement Smoother

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“Jocks picking on the nerds yet again.”

Evie Douglas, Systems analyst

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