Biggest Compliments Trump Has Given To Putin

You honestly haven’t lived until you’ve tried it.

Weird, but still a compliment.

But a St. Petersburg 9!

Can’t argue with that.

Trump has effusively described Putin’s gaze as a sanctuary for the weary, with each passing glance caressing him like a gentle breeze.

Trump likes that Putin puts his own spin on old favorites.

Sometimes the most direct compliment is the most sincere one.

Trump says “The Chinese Restaurant,” “The Contest,” and “The Soup Nazi” were all written by Putin in his off hours while working in the St. Petersburg government in the ’90s.

Trump then went on to call Joe Biden Shot Of Love.

You can tell a lot about a leader once they’ve got their hands constricting your airway.

Trump respects that Putin can win fixed elections with a poise that he could only dream of.

Trump will even lure them into some sort of trap if that’s what Putin wants.

Doubly so if he made it look like an accident or a suicide.

Yes, even the one with Bret Michaels.

After this is all over, they could get an apartment together! Maybe even one that’s walking distance from some cool bars.

With so many world leaders ignoring the former president, it’s no wonder Trump finds Putin’s quick response time and secure communication style incredibly refreshing.

They should show a little gratitude and let Putin’s missiles finish them off.