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Baltimore’s Key Bridge Collapses

The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed yesterday after a 948-foot cargo ship struck it departing the port, causing the governor to declare a state of emergency. What do you think?

“I’ve always said infrastructure is an unnecessary risk.”

Emil Flocchini, Cubist Landscaper

“This never would had happened if not for the world’s insatiable lust for cargo.”

Kimberly Gara, Lunch Reviewer

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“What is the 73 cents of taxes I pay to infrastructure even being used for?”

Connor Bailey, Rhetoric Analyst

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