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Trump’s Civil Fraud Bond Lowered To $175 Million

A New York appeals court ruled that it would accept a bond of $175 million, reduced from $454 million, from Donald Trump, preventing the attorney general from collecting the former president’s assets while he appeals the judgment against him. What do you think?

“Maybe I should read The Art Of The Deal after all.”

Tariq Reilly, Swamp Researcher

“Nice to know our judicial system is so understanding.”

Belinda Webb, Chinchilla Behaviorist

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“But that’s still $500 million more than he has.”

Ivan Hynes, systems analyst

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