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South Carolina Government Finds $1.8 Billion In Unaccounted Funds

Investigative accountants in South Carolina are struggling to explain the existence of an account belonging to the government containing $1.8 billion in cash, with no clear explanation as to where the funds came from or what they were supposed to be allocated for. What do you think?

“Sounds like someone’s police department is about to get an armored tank.”

Milo Reeve, Yam Salesman

“Too bad South Carolina’s educational, healthcare, infrastructure, and justice systems are already well funded.”

Talha Morrison, Forensic Barber

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“Since when does a windfall cash pile require an explanation?”

Garrett Morse, Systems analyst

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