U.S. To Update Race, Ethnicity Categories For First Time In 27 Years

The U.S. government is updating its categories for race and ethnicity on forms such as the census for the first time in 27 years, adding more options including “Middle Eastern” and “North African” as well as allowing respondents to check more than one box. What do you think?

“There are apparently a lot more ethnicities to fear than I thought.”

Neal Acosta, White Noise Musician

“I’ll be the one to decide what race other people are, thank you.”

Braydon Lang, unemployed

“I’m checking every box just to be safe.”

Adele Gross, Tantric Psychiatrist

The Onion

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