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This Year’s Cicada Emergence Could Be Largest In Centuries

Both 13- and 17-year cicadas are due to emerge simultaneously this year for the first time since 1803, with an estimated 1 million cicadas per acre across 16 states coming out of diapause this spring. What do you think?

“I’ve about had it with long-dormant forces terrorizing my world.”

Frank Laing, Sigil Designer

“I hope the 17-year-olds treat the 13-year-olds nicely.”

Pia Cross, Relaxation Therapist

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“I was just saying we don’t have enough swarms.”

Maksim Logan, systems analyst

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