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College Tuition Rises To $95,000 Per Year At Some Schools

The total cost for tuition, room, and board at a number of private colleges has risen this year to over $90,000, meaning that families with three children who do not qualify for financial aid or scholarships can expect to pay more than $1 million for four-year degrees. What do you think?

“Okay, so my parents have to put off retirement for another 250 years.”

Evie Douglas, student

“This is why parents and kids need to sit down and have real conversations about taking up an obscure instrument for scholarship purposes.”

Willis Hanson, Mayoral Assistant

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“If you can think of a cheaper way to get my kid to read The Iliad, I’d love to hear it.”

Amirah Ross, Belt Engraver

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