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$30 Million In Cash Stolen From L.A. Money Storage Facility

On the night of Easter Sunday, burglars entered the vault of a facility in San Fernando Valley where cash for businesses across the region is stored, bypassing the alarms and making off with an estimated $30 million in cash. What do you think?

“Be on the lookout for anyone trying to buy something with cash.”

Helen Sweeney, Rebranding Consultant

“By now they’ve already sold that cash on the black market.”

Michael Deweerth, Conversation Pivoter

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“The joke will be on them when they realize money doesn’t buy happiness.”

Gus Moen, Textiles Expert

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