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MTA Demands $750,000 In Tolls From NYC Marathon Bridge Crossing

The MTA has demanded $750,000 a year from the organization that runs the New York City Marathon to make up for lost toll revenue from the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge, which is closed for runners on the day of the race. What do you think?

“Waiting behind 50,000 runners at a change basket is gonna kill my time.”

Samuel Kleiner, Quality Tester

“We wouldn’t have this issue if they added a runners’ lane to the bridge.”

Darius Loran, Blame Distributor

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“Whatever, I’ll just hop the bridge.” 

Tracee Moss, Cigarette Scavenger

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