The Babylon Bee Officially Invites Ben Shapiro And Candace Owens To Come Settle Things Like Adults By Sumo Wrestling
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U.S. — The Babylon Bee has officially extended an invitation to Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens to come gear up in massive sumo suits so they can settle their differences like mature adults.
“No more childish, online bickering,” explained Bee CEO Seth Dillon. “It’s time for everyone to start acting like grown-ups, Velcro on a sumo suit, and sort things out with some epic body slams. Let’s do this!”
The social media kerfuffle between the two personalities exploded once again after Owens and Shapiro challenged each other to a debate, but neither would accept the other’s proposed location or choice of moderator. “You know who we can all agree on to moderate this? Rowdy Ronnie’s Sumo Rentals, that’s who,” said Bee Editor Kyle Mann. “The Bee will bring all parties together to resolve this the old-fashioned way: inside a wrestling ring with heavily-padded, culturally insensitive suits. The ball’s in their court.”
At publishing time, the sumo match had been called off as neither side could agree on who would wear the red sumo suit.
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