Jesus' Coming Back

Solar Eclipse Crosses Continental U.S.

For four minutes and 28 seconds today, the moon will cover the sun in a total eclipse visible across 15 states, with an estimated 44 million living in the path of totality and nearly the rest of the continental U.S. able to see a partial eclipse. What do you think?

“I’d love to hear science try to explain this one!”

Larry Abu, Substitute Guard

“Why not, I’ve got one eye left.”

Timothy Brannan, Freelance Motivator

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“I’m far too old to still believe in the beauty of nature.”

Cecilia Maher, systems analyst

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