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Morgan Wallen Arrested For Throwing Chair Off 6-Story Bar

Country music singer Morgan Wallen was arrested after throwing a chair off the roof of a newly six-story bar in downtown Nashville, with the chair landing three feet from police officers. What do you think?

“You’re telling me they’ve been allowed to arrest white men this whole time?”

Diego Gardner, Vibe Supervisor

“Great scientists are always persecuted in their own time.”

Ian Salazar, Aspiring Doorman

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“We should count ourselves lucky nobody got killed by those police officers.”

Regina Friedman, Gravel Tycoon

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